dimity_blue | Casper's new morning routine

1. Snuggle with Human while Human is still in bed.

2. Once Human gets up, throw self exuberantly into warm spot and roll around.

3. Start morning grooming and look incredibly cute so Human attempts to stoke me.

4. Attack Human's hand.

5. Resume grooming and looking cute in an attempt to lure Human back within range.

6. Get bored waiting for Human (who is now at other end of the bed saying, "Not on your life, buster!")

7. Notice blanket. Stick paws under blanket to check for aliens.

8. Decide blanket is mocking me. Kill blanket.

9. Resume cleaning, and realise tail is mocking me. Chase tail.

10. Follow Human into bathroom to ensure she doesn't escape. Harass her for food (ignoring her arguments that she doesn't keep food in the bathroom).

11. Attempt to steal toothbrush.

12. Wait impatiently for Human to finish her grooming.

13. Smack Bel if she dares to intrude on Bathroom Time.

14. Follow Human to kitchen and resume harassment.

15. Breakfast!

16. Back to bed for morning nap.