365 day meme - month 2, day 10
Feb. 10th, 2019 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dimity_blue10 If every time you farted a fairy died (in agony) would you stop farting?
What? Everyone farts. Cats fart. Bel, my last cat before Daisy, was champion at it. She'd stand on the desk, wave her tail and gas me.
It's a natural biological function. Forcng yourself to never, ever fart would be bad for you.
I'm changing the question to: Have you ever embarrassed yourself by farting?
Yes. I was waiting near a bus stop and I seriously needed to let go. It hurt. There was a woman waiting at the bus stop, so I tried to be stealthy.
OMG. It practically broke the sound barrier. You know when someone's face sets because they're trying to avoid reacting? That was her. Then MY bus came and she got on it! I was so embarrassed, I waited for the next one.
*No fairies were harmed in the making of this post.
What? Everyone farts. Cats fart. Bel, my last cat before Daisy, was champion at it. She'd stand on the desk, wave her tail and gas me.
It's a natural biological function. Forcng yourself to never, ever fart would be bad for you.
I'm changing the question to: Have you ever embarrassed yourself by farting?
Yes. I was waiting near a bus stop and I seriously needed to let go. It hurt. There was a woman waiting at the bus stop, so I tried to be stealthy.
OMG. It practically broke the sound barrier. You know when someone's face sets because they're trying to avoid reacting? That was her. Then MY bus came and she got on it! I was so embarrassed, I waited for the next one.
*No fairies were harmed in the making of this post.
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Date: 2019-02-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2019-02-10 07:51 pm (UTC)When our dog used to fart it would startle itself. :D
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Date: 2019-02-13 11:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2019-02-13 11:09 am (UTC)