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dimity_blueFortunately, a lovely man from "bt openreach" rang me. I cried out in dismay, "Oh no! My internet has been breached! What shall I do?" and hung up.
Instead of recognising that as, "I know you're a scammer so piss off," he rang back!
This time, I put on a fake voice, said I was 97, and I didn't have the internet but my grandson did and he used it to watch porn. After that I kept talking about porn: "girls on girls, boys on boys, and lots of girls on boys!"
I also asked him if he made porn and he said yes.
Courtney (my carer) was almost crying with laughter. He must have been able to hear her and surely he had to realise I was taking the mickey, and yet he kept on trying.
Finally, I cried out my grandson was coming (er...) and said, "Hang up, hang up!" and Courtney hung up for me.
Instead of recognising that as, "I know you're a scammer so piss off," he rang back!
This time, I put on a fake voice, said I was 97, and I didn't have the internet but my grandson did and he used it to watch porn. After that I kept talking about porn: "girls on girls, boys on boys, and lots of girls on boys!"
I also asked him if he made porn and he said yes.
Courtney (my carer) was almost crying with laughter. He must have been able to hear her and surely he had to realise I was taking the mickey, and yet he kept on trying.
Finally, I cried out my grandson was coming (er...) and said, "Hang up, hang up!" and Courtney hung up for me.
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