Hormone Guide

[dimity_blue]

Women will understand this; men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one:
13. Potential Murder Suspect

And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS!

Comments

[leesa_perrie]

LOL!!! Very good!!!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it, Leesa. I was giggling when I read it. :oD

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

I so agree with that first definition of PMS. As for the other, offering me wine wouldn't work as I don't drink, but chocolate would do quite nicely in it's place!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

I'd go with chocolate too. Mmmm!

[aerianya.livejournal.com]

Print that out and laminate it!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Then distribute copies to every male in the world.

I think it'd probably help with world peace. :oD

[aerianya.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it could lower death by cast iron skillet and divorce rates.

[izzie7.livejournal.com]

This was scarily accurate - especially as I have a glass of wine in one hand even as I type with the other :)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! Are you feeling paranoid now? :oD

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

::looks at glass of wine in left hand::

::grins::

Oh yeah!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! I thought of you when I posted it. If it had mentioned 'wine and olives', I would have wondered if was about you!

[vamysteryfan.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Chocolate and wine for the win

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

That's for sure. Definitely one way to brighten the way. :oD

[shiredancer.livejournal.com]

LOLOL! Very funny, Sarah dear! (and *hi*, how are you?)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it, Sally. :oD

Meh, I'm the same as usual, thanks. How are things with you?