What a woman wants in a man

[dimity_blue]

I got this today. I thought I'd share. :oD


What I Want in a Man

Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers anniversaries
10. Seeks sex at least once a week


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Comments

[leesa_perrie]

LOL! Wicked, but lol!!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

I know. I love the last one! :oD

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

LOL - oh yeah - I can relate to this one *g*

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Me too, unfortunately. :oD

[lky.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

You know what would be fun? Write a list from a man's POV. What do they want in a woman?

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! That would be funny! I bet there'd be some who'd still want the one on their "22 year old" list though?

[catzslave.livejournal.com]

My spouse (reading over my shoulder) was amused.

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Heh, glad it amused him. :oD

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

LMAO! From a 57 year old point of view, some of these are just too true! *g*

Thanks for the laugh!

[katana137uk.livejournal.com]

I thought The 52 year old list is about right for me LOL!

And then I remembered I'm nearer 52 than 32!