Latest meme doing the rounds...

[dimity_blue]

...describe me in one word - just one.

Well, if you want to, that is. :oD

Comments

[carodee.livejournal.com]

Just ONE?! You ask the impossible, my sweet. But, in honor of the fun times spent Pros drooling, I choose...

LUSTY

Aren't you glad you asked? ;-)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Lusty?! I have *no* idea what you're talking about. I frequently never drool over Bodie or Doyle. Not me, no sirree. ::ignores Doyle icon completely::

:oD

[carodee.livejournal.com]

I still say Doyle's nipple is on stun setting.

*keels over unconscious*

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO! No wonder he and Bodie always won!

A tight corner, the odds are high, things are desperate, and Bodie cries, "Quick, Ray, whip out yer nipple!"

Yep, if the confusion didn't get the bad guys, the nipple-gun did.

[carodee.livejournal.com]

A tight corner, the odds are high, things are desperate, and Bodie cries, "Quick, Ray, whip out yer nipple!"

BWAH! That reads so darned kinky. *snicker*

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! It does, doesn't it?!

::stern face:: Caro, you're a bad influence! ;oD

[carodee.livejournal.com]

*beams at Arnie* So I, uh, guess that means you don't want my little continuation scenarios, then? Darn. *scratches them out*

A tight corner, the odds are high, things are desperate, and Bodie cries, "Quick, Ray, whip out yer nipple!"

Scenario A:

Ray: Right. *whips out nipple* *nothing happens* Sorry. Forgot to load up this morning.

*bad guys shoot them dead*

Scenario B:

Bodie: We might as well shag and die happy!

Ray: Now yer talking, sunshine. *whips off shirt*

Scenario C:

Ray: What? Right. *whips out nipple* *looks around* Bodie?

*Bodie escapes during the distraction. Ray gets sold on the white slave market and ends up in a harem. Bodie and Cowley very happy together.*

Scenario D:

Bodie: I'm feeling a bit peckish. Oh, and you forgot to change my nappie this morning.

Author and Reader: Ewwwwww!

Bodie and Ray: *sniff* Well! If you can't accept our alternate sexuality, we'll be off then. Don't bother writing us again.

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! I love scenario C - poor Doyle! But scenario D? Um... ::backs away from Caro rapidly::

;o)

[carodee.livejournal.com]

*insulted like whoa* I'll have you know Scenario D follows your setup perfectly. *veg* ;-)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Ewww! I don't think so! Take it back, take it back! ::gets Doyle to aim the nipple-gun at Caro:: Now you've had it!

[carodee.livejournal.com]

*dies with blissed-out smile*

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! I bet!