The Hobbit fanfic rec (gen)
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Arkenrocks by Cimila.
The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
This is absolutely hilarious. I really feel for Bilbo as he keeps on trotting in and out of the mountain trying to find the Arken-thingy ("you'll know it when you see it").
Arkenrocks by Cimila.
The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:
A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.
This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.
(What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)
This is absolutely hilarious. I really feel for Bilbo as he keeps on trotting in and out of the mountain trying to find the Arken-thingy ("you'll know it when you see it").