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I've just got an email from FedEx! They have a parcel for me, and they 'understand' that it contains a bank draft for $800,000. All I need to do is contact their delivery department and arrange delivery.

My 'contact' (who's from the US but is in Nigeria for 3 months working with a construction firm - so he's, like, totally trustworthy) has paid the VAT and shipping charges, as well as insurance fees.

Oh! All I have to do is pay £150 ($300) to the FedEx Delivery Department in "full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx Company". My contact wanted to pay them (because he's so caring and, like, totally trustworthy) but FedEx wouldn't let him.

And if I don't reply, they'll contact the "British Commission for Welfare" (whoever they are) as there's no return address.

::rolls eyes:: I'd better go write that £150 cheque ASAP then, hadn't I?

Amazingly, my email programme labelled this as spam. I can't think why.

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Date: 2008-09-26 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admiralandrea.livejournal.com
Oh noes! Fancy labelling it as spam! So lucky you found it! *g*

I've now received two actual paper letters from Spain with a lottery scam in them!

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Date: 2008-09-26 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dimity-blue.livejournal.com
Wow, you've won the Spanish lottery twice? Excellent! I guess you don't need to worry about moving for your new job then. :oD

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Date: 2008-09-26 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admiralandrea.livejournal.com
No, I guess I don't! I'll be buying a mansion and moving in next week *g*

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Date: 2008-09-26 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dimity-blue.livejournal.com
\o/ I hope you'll be throwing the biggest housewarming EVAH then! I'll be sitting by my letterbox waiting for my invite.

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Date: 2008-09-26 04:38 pm (UTC)
leesa_perrie: two cheetahs facing camera and cuddling (Blair in Stone)
From: [personal profile] leesa_perrie
Spam? Surely not!!!

Oh, hey, look there in my spam folder - 'what the ancients used for healing'! Hmm, Stargate gets everywhere, doesn't it?!!!

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Date: 2008-09-26 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dimity-blue.livejournal.com
It definitely does, but no surprise! :oD

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