Gwyneth strikes again!

[dimity_blue]

I'm moving beyond "she can't possibly own a mirror" to "she's got to be bonkers!" Check out the latest picture under the cut.

I've included two other of her um...eye-catching outfits too. Plus one that shows she can (IMO anyway) get it right on occasion.




Her latest outfit. And yes, it's by a designer. From the lack of support around the bust to the 'pouchy' stomach look, I think it looks dire.



One of her previous efforts. Another 'designer' dress. It looks like her skirt is covered in post it notes.



The bow! My God, she could smuggle a small country beneath it.


And then this one. I think she looks good - far, far better than in any of the others (not that that'd be difficult). Did someone else dress her that day? Can she hire them full time?

Comments

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how anyone so pretty can manage to look like such a mess so often. The girl's got talent!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

It's amazing, isn't it? I think she just has bad taste in clothes.

[vamysteryfan.livejournal.com]

Dear heavens. How can anyone so pretty dress so poorly.

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Determination? I think she tries to go for high style - but usually misses the mark.

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

The first three are hideous! But I don't even like the last one that much either, it looks like a crochet experiment!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Compared to the others, I think it's far better. But, as I said, that wouldn't be difficult. Someone really needs to teach her how to dress herself.

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

Yikes! And Gwyneth? What's with that cutesy, small child knee bend/pigeon toed thing you've got going for you? Yeesh!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! One of my cats, Casper, is slightly pigeon toed on his back legs. On him it looks cute. Gwyneth? Not at all.

[kaleecat]

yikes. The girl needs to learn that a bra (or bra-tape, etc) is your friend no matter your size. That first one looks a blink away from sliding off of her. The second like she's a little girl playing dress-up. She should never wear white, and honey, it's way past time to do the roots.

the last one is bearable (the cut on the bodice much more flattering, as is the halter) but the limp hair and boring make-up ruins it.

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Roots? She's a natural blonde! The only natural blonde in Hollywood (or so she says).

I quite like the last one. Whether I actually like the dress itself, or whether I'm seeing it as being far better than the others...I don't know. But the first three are dire.