I licked a nun in an elevator because I'm only in it for the good times!

[dimity_blue]

Saw this on Facebook and I *love* mine. Though it's to be hoped I'm never in an elevator with a nun.



Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line and post!

Pick the month you were born in:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I danced with
July - I did the Macarena with
August - I had lunch with
Septeamber - I sang to
October - I smelled
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a nun
7 - my mobile phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend
10 - my neighbour
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a baseball bat
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a fireman
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a troll
26 - my sister
27 - my boss
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a surfer
30 - a football player
31 - a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 - in my car
2 - on a motorcycle
3 - in a hole
4 - under your bed
5 - on your car
6 - on a roof
7 - in an elevator
8 - at the dinner table
9 - in a line at the bank
0 - in your bathroom

Pick the colour of your t-shirt/shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm cool like that
Black - because I was drinking tequila, again
Pink - because I'm only in it for the good times
Red - because the voices told me too
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what i want!
Green - because I am awesome!!!
Purple - because I need some serious help!
Gray - because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader
Yellow - because someone offered me 20 dollars
Orange - because I saw it on the internet
Brown - because I can
Other - because it sounded like a good idea
None - because I can't control myself

Comments

[katana137uk.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh so that explains Mark's niece's weird status update!

It's quite amusing to see the lj type stuff on Facebook now.

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's fun to see what works on both sites. I'm glad I saw the explanation before I saw any totally bizarre updates though!

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

LOL - for a moment there I thought you'd taken up a new hobby *g*

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Well, I tried to, but it seems to be difficult finding a nun in an elevator nowadays. They all scream and run, for some reason.

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Ah, they don't make nuns like they used to.

[leesa_perrie]

"I danced with a troll in your bathroom because I saw it on the internet!!"

LOL!!

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed there was room in my bathroom for that!

[bennys-mum.livejournal.com]

"I karate chopped my sister in my car because I'm cool like that!" And I don't even have a sister! LOL and I'm on the bus, so I'm trying desperately hard not to look a fool by bursting out laughing!! :)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! It makes it easier if you don't read LJ in public. I would have made a fool of myself umpteen times over by now.

[bennys-mum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's when I have the most time to be on here reading!

[bennys-mum.livejournal.com]

My husband's is "I ran over my neighbour in a line at the bank, because Big Bird says so, and he's my leader!" I love it! :)

[ravenmoonart.livejournal.com]

Mine is "I jumped on a stuffed animal under your bed because the voices told me too."

But...I much prefer my husband's, since it makes him sound like a Sentinel: "I smelled a fireman in a hole because Im awesome!"

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love your husband's one! How fantastic. :oD

[roslynsmuse.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good way for strangers to learn your birthday and year for identity theft :-)

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

They could do that by checking out my LJ profile. My birthdate's on there. And this meme would only give them the last year of my birthyear as opposed to the whole year.

[scherwood]

"I yelled at a snowman in a line at the bank because I'm cool like that."

LMAO!! xD

I suck....

[dimity-blue.livejournal.com]

Okay, but what was a snowman doing in line at the bank? Had they put a freeze on his account?

Ouch, bad joke. Sorry!

[scherwood]

LoL :D

nooo idea... *g* probably... :P