More email lies

I've just pissed off Elaine (and not for the first time). She sent me an anti-Muslim email, supposedly written by Nonie Darwish (the spelling of that might be wrong), slamming Muslims, Muslim practises and warning how, in 20 years' time, there'll be enough Muslims in the UK and US to elect their own choice of Prime Minister or President.

I Googled a line and it was fake. What a surprise. Elaine phoned just as I was googling it, so I told her. Her response, "I got it from Karen." (Our cousin.) Which has what to do with it?

"Well, it's fake. Google is our friend," I replied.

"I can't use Google at work, so I'd have to do it at home, and at 9 o'clock at night, that ain't happening."

"So don't send it on," I said.

"All right, all right - chill!"

I kept my voice calm (as it had been all the way through this) and said, "Just sayin', if you don't know it's true, don't send it on."

At that point she said she had to go. I know it's more than likely she'll continue sending this crap but just not send it to me.